A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. The rabbi says: “that was a great inter-faith service. We should do that more often.” The priest and imam agree, but suggest inviting representatives of all major religions next time, to which the rabbi agrees wholeheartedly.
An eight-year-old boy walks in. The priest asks: “should you really be in a bar at your age?” The child responds: “it’s okay. I’m only passing through to the food area where no alcohol is served, to have a salad for dinner with my parents. Have a nice day, gentlemen.”
Next an Irish guy enters and orders a Guinness. He tells the bartender: “I know I shouldn’t, but I only have a beer every now and then and enjoy it responsibly. And I have something to celebrate. We’re expecting another child; our second. It may be a bit difficult with the current economic situation, but my wife works three days a week and I work four, and the jobs are reliable, so I think we’ll manage”. The rabbi offers to pay for the beer, which the Irish guy accepts after politely refusing.
The Irish guy spots the imam and asks: “Hey Mohammed, how’s the wife and goats?” Mohammed responds: “they’re great; thanks for asking. My wife is just finishing a post-graduate degree in law; I’ll tell her you asked. The goats are doing fine, too; the petting zoo at the community centre I run is very popular with it being spring. The kids love them.”
Wow, that joke was so much better before I cleaned it up for political correctness.
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