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We are all valuable. Except for bankers.

Today has been a bad day for bankers. Not because more countries have decided to tax their bonuses – so far only France have gone this route and bonuses are based on productivity, so this should not have any serious effects. Today they have been confronted with the harsh truth: people do not like bankers [...]

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Modern man not maladjusted enough

According to Australian anthropologist Peter McAllister’s book “Manthropology”, modern man is a wimp. In the book, Mr McAllister points out that prehistoric Australian Aboriginals could have outrun the current world-record holder on the 100m, Tutsi men could jump higher than the current high-jump world-record and that any Neanderthal woman could have beaten Arnold Schwarzenegger in [...]

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Boys will be boys. Even at 67.

French politics have recently become quite interesting. And yet again, this has nothing to do with French politics, but everything with French politicians. Frédéric Mitterrand – 67-year-old French minister of culture – has been in a spot of bother recently, after admitting to having paid for sex with Thai young boys in his memoirs “The [...]

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Gotta teach ‘em everything

Those good-for-nothings can’t do anything for themselves these days. They’re lazy, unemployed, riddled with STDs and can’t even manage to have sex without the help of the government. God, the elderly are useless. As the BBC reports, Manchester City Council has just released a booklet with sex advice for over-50s. A council spokesman said: “The [...]

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Oi mate, wanna buy something?

The credit crunch is forcing humanity – or rather, the British – to new depths. No, this is not going to be a post about voting Tory in the next election, it is even worse. The Times reports that people are now selling their kidneys in order to make ends meet. Apparently a kidney can [...]

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