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As you’re no doubt aware, Japan has just undergone its biggest shift in power since it was nuked into the peaceful nation we have all come to love. The Japanese ditched the governing Liberal Democratic Party and rallied behind the Democratic Party of Japan, who promise a radically similar form of bland conservatism. Of course, [...]

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The horrors I’ve seen

Several Dutch people have filed claims for damages after being shocked by the incidents of last Queen’s day. Mind you, these people did not witness the incident, they watched it on television. Of course, this has provoked all kinds of dismissive comments about the claimants being idiots who are too affected by things they see [...]

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Things I will not do for money

According to the Telegraph, French workers have been paid €25,000 to not blow up their factory. Like the French, I too do like not working, so this seems like a good line of business to get into for me. There are many crimes I’m willing not to commit for enough money. To begin with, I’ll [...]

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A typical day, or why you should beat your cabbage

Being of the traditional kind, my day typically begins when I wake up. Due to the combination of pigeons (Satan’s own alarm clock), noisy neighbours and my new weather-inspired policy of sleeping with all windows open, today this happened at the ungodly hour of nine. After the necessary rituals of early morning (shower, breakfast, shouting [...]

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The Walkman was bloody awesome

In an interesting attempt to use the Walkman’s 30th birthday to promote bullying, the BBC has given 13-year-old Scott Campbell a Walkman for a week instead of his regular iPod. As Scott does not have an interest in modern history, nor a page in the BBC magazine to fill, he is understandably not very impressed [...]

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