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In the Cotswolds no one can hear you explode.

The Guardian, ever at the forefront of British news, published the official government plans in case of a nuclear attack during the cold war. Although some of the plans have been revealed before – including earlier this year the scripts that would have been broadcast by the BBC in the event of a nuclear war, [...]

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Who, what, why the Dutch?

The BBC news magazine has a feature titled ‘Who, what, why?’, in which modern developments are explained, such as the anti-stab knive (hint: they removed the sharp, stabby bit). Not being above blatant creative theft and being half made of Dutch people myself, I hereby present the ‘Who, how, what, why’ of the Dutch. Who [...]

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The truth is not out there #4

For a quick introduction to this series, see “The truth is not out there #1“. Today’s revelation is that energy can be generated for free, but the man is suppressing that. The man obviously represents the oil companies and OPEC, who have a vested interest in keeping you paying for petrol. Because they get the [...]

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Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech

Your Majesties, Your Royal Highnesses, Excellencies, Distinguished members of the Norwegian Nobel Committee, I am deeply grateful for the distinguished prize awarded to me and specifically for the 10 million Swedish kronor associated with it. Surely, winning this prize is a great honour, but no amount of honour will prevent me from having to get [...]

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The truth is not out there #3

For a quick introduction to this series, see “The truth is not out there #1“. Today’s conspiracy is that William Shakespeare is in fact “Sheikh Zubair from Basra, Iraq“. For those of you who have never heard of Sheikh Zubair, you are not alone. I had never heard of the man either, but the internet [...]

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