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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Jun 2009 16:18:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #14</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 18:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #13</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 18:59:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #12</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 May 2009 13:08:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #11</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 18:11:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #10</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #9</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 13:01:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #8</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:24:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #7</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Things I don&#8217;t have time for #6</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Mar 2009 17:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
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