Patrick Simpson

Bernard Madoff ‘could plea guilty next week’ Provided you can find five other people to plead guilty too. Make a baby or make hard cash – you decide Sheesh, it isn’t that hard. Make baby, sell baby, make hard cash. See, you can have it all. Blair urged to ‘reconsider’ job By me, for decades. [...]

Lead singer quits Barenaked Ladies after drug bust After Celine Dion, Canadians one again show they do not grasp the concept of pop music. Wales worst hit in 15% house prices fall Economics lesson #1: if nobody wants to buy it, the price will drop. Our public debt is hitting Armageddon levels All seven people [...]

Some things I would love to write about, but just do not have the time for. All from The Independent. Hitler’s bad habits revealed in documents Killing six million Jews apparently not considered a bad habit. Title: ‘Genocide not all fun and games.’ Social workers fear media frenzy will damage Alfie’s family Yes, media attention [...]