Those good-for-nothings can’t do anything for themselves these days. They’re lazy, unemployed, riddled with STDs and can’t even manage to have sex without the help of the government. God, the elderly are useless.
As the BBC reports, Manchester City Council has just released a booklet with sex advice for over-50s.
A council spokesman said: “The guide was developed after listening to the concerns of older people through a number of focus groups.
“It is written in a language older people understand and addresses the issues they have raised.”
As I avoid them at any possible turn, I have no idea which language it is that the elderly understand, but I’m sure it features phrases like “This never used to happen”, “Get off my lawn” and “It’s a bit chilly in here, isn’t it”.
That’s all there is to this post. I just wanted to plant the idea into your head that your parents are having sex. Right now, probably.
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