Sarah Brown – wife of British Prime Minister Gordon Brown – is apparently quite impressed with Paris Hilton. Brown met Hilton at the African First Ladies Health Summit. That the current economic climate and mishandling of the NHS mean that Britain now qualifies for health aid from Africa makes perfect sense, but which African dictator is Paris married to?
Fortunately for Sarah, her admiration seems to be reciprocated. Minutes after meeting Brown, Paris used Twitter to gush last week: “Just had an amazing conversation with Sarah Brown, Gordon Brown’s wife.
She is such a smart, beautiful, inspirational woman. What an incredible event! So many inspirational speakers, amazing philanthropists and political leaders. Sitting at the dinner with Sarah and Naomi Campbell.
Which is obviously a fake. There is just no way in hell that Paris Hilton can spell philanthropists.
More bemusement will surely follow as to why Sarah did not come away bubbling over with admiration for, say, Chantal Biya, the first lady of Cameroon?
Oh, come on. Have you seen Chantal Biya’s sex videos? Wear a condom this, practise safe sex that. Boring!
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