Study finds pirates 10 times more likely to buy music
Turns out they needed the ransom money to buy Katy Perry’s latest album.
Iceland votes after the economic meltdown
Decides to continue to believe in elves.
Alistair Darling’s fantasy Budget exposed
Free health care for elves promised as Alistair Darling attempts to become the next chancellor of Iceland.
Children ‘not exercising enough’
Vital clue to childhood obesity discovered.
Cameron vows government ‘thrift’
William Hague to be pickled and kept for a rainy day.
Police ‘pay protester informers’
UK stunned as police get busy policing.
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Your blog is so witty, its like dave on the internet.
Thanks, glad you like it. I hope you mean dave is funny, rather than just regurgitated stuff from the bbc;)
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