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Things I don’t have time for #12

Google hires goats to cut grass

Also puts them in charge of privacy policy.

MPs’ expenses: Ministers who milked the system

Severe blow to democracy as MPs turn out to be just like the people they represent. Another buy-to-let mortgage anybody?

Germany to ban paintball after massacre

Not guns, though. They are just for hunting.

Fears Berlusconi divorce harming Italy’s image
Prime Minister’s popularity at home remains intact but critics believe latest scandal will turn country into a global joke

Yes. This will turn the country into a global joke.

Nazi suspect ordered to surrender

Claims the Nuremberg Defense.

Binge-drinking culture revealed at jail

Police suggest a curfew.

‘Accountancy not my strongest suit’
Jack Straw claimed the full cost of the council tax on his home even though he had only been paying 50 per cent of the bill.

Prefers to focus on screwing people out of their basic liberties.

‘We are clear: no dalai lama visits’
China is ‘concerned’ about the dalai lama’s visit to The Hague. ‘There is no room for compromise,’ says ambassador Zhang Jun.

Anyone know the Chinese for ‘fuck you’?

World’s smallest pigs ‘thriving’

Survives world’s smallest pandemic.

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