Facebook, Bebo and MySpace ‘to be monitored by security services’
Finally, a job the British intelligence services may be able to handle. I’m off to write a new Facebook app: “Start a doomed, illegal war with …”.
British-run orphanage ‘training Islamic militants’
Don’t worry, they’re trained with British work ethics.
Get ready for the 125ml wine glass
Bars and pubs will be forced to offer wine in smaller glasses under a new government clampdown on drinking.
Good news! I can drink twice as much!
So true, Spandau Ballet have come back again
Gafriddle. Is a word I’ve just had to invent because none of the existing words can adequetly express how little I care about this.
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